party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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