Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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