Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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