Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Randomize
