In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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