She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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