That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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