the new term for farting is butt boxing.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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