Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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