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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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