I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
