I looked at my own cervix.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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