I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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