You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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