He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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