Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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