just tell him i said nine months
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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