It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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