I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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