the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
