it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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