Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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