I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Nicole vs. Life
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
