Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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