My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
