I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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