if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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