But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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