I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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