the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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