i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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