Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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