Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Randomize