Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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