You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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