So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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