There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My dick has a subreddit
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
