How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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