Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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