Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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