My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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