do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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