This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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