When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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