dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
two words...techno handjob
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Randomize
