i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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