Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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