Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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