He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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