he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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