he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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