THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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