she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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