How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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